125 hilariously entertaining jokes to enjoy with family
Posted September 1, 2023 by: Admin
Looking for funny jokes for kids? Here are 125 hilarious jokes that are clean and family friendly! Whether you’re looking for material for a joke of the day, entertainment for a road trip, or just wanting to make kids laugh, these jokes are the best!
Telling silly jokes is such a childhood rite of passage. My kids love jokes!
After this, you’ll want to head over to our collection of Knock, Knock Jokes . I specifically picked out jokes that parents can actually appreciate. These jokes won’t drive you crazy… unless, of course, your kids are telling them for the 400th time. Then there’s not much I can do about that!
List 1:
1. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
2. Q: How do you talk to a giant?
3. Q: Why are balloons so expensive?
4. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
6. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
7. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
8. Q:Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who?
9. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
10. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answers:
1.They wave!
2.Use big words!
3.I’ll meet you at the corner!
4.Inflation!
5.A gummy bear!
6.Nacho cheese!
7.To the moo-vies!
8.No, cows go MOO!
9.Ground beef!
10.Lean meat!
List 2:
11. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
12. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
13. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?
14. Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who?
16. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
17. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
18. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
19. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire Frostbite!
20. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
Answers:
11.A pork chop!
12.Because you can see right through them!
13.A bald eagle!
14.I didn’t know you could yodel!
15.Because they use honeycombs!
16.An investigator!
17.Because she will let it go!
18.Frostbite
19.A garbage truck!
List 3:
21. Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
22. Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
23. Q: What do librarians take when they go fishing?
24. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
25. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
26. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
27. Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
28. Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
29. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
30. Q: Where do fish keep their money?
Answers:
21.Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
22.Because it had so many problems!
23.Book worms!
24.Pilgrims!
25.A bulldozer!
26.Nice belt!
27.Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
28.Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
29.Right where you left him!
30.In the river bank!
