For her birthday, he grants his wife’s wish, things went wrong

age Birthday childhood grants relive wifes

Posted August 23, 2023 by: Admin #Humor


Seated on the edge of the bed, a man observed his wife as she scrutinized her reflection in the mirror.

Given her impending birthday, he inquired, “What would you like for your birthday?”

“I wish I could be six again,” she responded, her gaze still fixed on the mirror.


On the morning of her birthday, he rose early, prepared a generous bowl of Lucky Charms, and then escorted her to the Six Flags theme park.

The day unfolded with a series of adventures: they tackled every ride in the park – the Death Slide, Wall of Fear, Screaming Monster Roller Coaster – experiencing the full spectrum of excitement.

As the sun set, they left the theme park after five exhilarating hours. Her head spun, and her stomach felt a bit disoriented.


Next stop: McDonald’s. He ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

The evening continued with a Disney movie, accompanied by popcorn, soda, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.

What an unforgettable escapade!


Eventually, with her husband’s support, she returned home, collapsing onto the bed from exhaustion.

Leaning over his wife with affection, he asked, “So, my dear, how was it to feel six again?”

Her eyes opened slowly, her expression altering…

“I meant my dress size, you dumbass!”



A bible salesman gets an award for his sales, but his secret is crazy!

A bible salesman accomplished the remarkable feat of securing the highest sales award. This achievement raised eyebrows, as he was renowned for his shyness and speech impediment.

When the award ceremony was announced and the salesman was called to the stage, a curious anticipation settled over the audience. They eagerly awaited his words.


Having exchanged greetings with the announcer, the man tentatively approached the microphone. He tapped it gently, but despite a prolonged pause, no words emerged.

Growing slightly impatient, the host retrieved his own microphone and gently inquired, “We understand that this award might be overwhelming. If you’re comfortable, could we ask you a question?”

The salesman stood silently, offering only a faint nod.

The host persisted, “Could you share the secret of your remarkable success?”


Yet another considerable pause ensued, during which the salesman took a deep breath. With determination, he began to speak…

“I-I—, I simply s-say to them… d-d-do you w-w-want to, um, to b-b-buy? Or sh-sh-should I r-r-read it to you?”



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